ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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