He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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