I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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