it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Slut skills are useful in every country.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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