New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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