So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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