I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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