My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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