You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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