It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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