"it" just moved
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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