I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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