Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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