So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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