WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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