So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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