Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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