Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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