five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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