OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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