Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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