its not stalking. its research.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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