You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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