he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
When are your genitals available?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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