How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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