i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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