I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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