Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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