I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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