is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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