Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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