dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
