I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
It's rum buckets o'clock
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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