If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
