How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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