I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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