I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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