We won't sleep together?
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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