watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
i think im in europe. pls send help
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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