i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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