Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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