You made me cry and you don't even care
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
