just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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