Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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