all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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