Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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