im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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