just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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