I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Randomize
