Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i just google imaged poop.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
being pregnant is like rehab
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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