"it" just moved
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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