It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
You need Xanax blowdarts
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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