have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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