ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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