After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Randomize
