Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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